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One year. One thousand push-ups
A dollar a push-up, payable now, in full, as is tradition
1,000 Push-Ups With Stan
Twelve months, one-to-one
$1,000
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What's included
A plan every month
, handwritten by a man with no qualifications whatsoever
A weekly phone call
you will start dreading somewhere around month four
Unlimited form checks
, judged harshly, usually in one word
His actual phone number
, answered at hours you did not expect
Someone to blame
when your shoulders hurt
Attempt day, coached live
— twenty sets of fifty, with Stan saying "that's only rep 600"
Not included
The floor. Stan is very clear that the floor is not included
Any certification, because there isn't one
Sympathy